Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
It's going to be nice going to the airport without drugs taped to my balls like last year.
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
I feel like somebody took my brain out. Stomped on it with cleats. And then put it back together with a glue stick. Thank you.
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
I told her to not worry about it. Lone Star is an excellent first trimester beer.
He was nothing but deer-caught-in-headlight eyes and dick, it was adorable
I just broke a sweat masturbating on a Friday night. I may need a boyfriend.
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
Just found a rebirth in peppermint schnapps. May be able to stay up all night and finish this paper after all. MERRY CHRISTMAS
I s2g I’m about to get ghosted by a 34 yr old and my Oedipus complex cannot take it
Do you remember trying to sleep under the pool table while wearing a reflective vest?
Nope.
You kept saying you had to be safe.
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