She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
the owner gave me a free bottle of vodka and a 12pack of red bull if i agreed to leave. my drunken antics are finally paying off.
He thinks MY vagina is tight. That's saying something.
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
I've literally already typed in by booty call text for friday night. all I have to do now is wait for is drunk me to press send
Also I owe you 20 bucks, a clean towel and a glass of scotch. I'll even throw in a blow job
Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
I feel like the universe head butted me in my balls. That hungover.
.... My lady balls. Cuz I'm a lady.
My liver is whispering mean things about me to my kidneys. It's a fucking miracle I'm not hungover. Lol
The only joy I have here is being able to shit with the door open.
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
I just need you to appreciate that this is the first time I've ever been cut off and it's at an airport bar in Philly before 1 o'clock in the afternoon.
I was asked last night if Magnum makes a XXL..... I don't think I've ever broken this many condoms in my life
your marriage is hazardous to my nightlife
yea, mine too.
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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