office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
They can be so fun, drunk bruises are like clues to the treasure of what actually happened last night. "why do I have a bruise on my belly button? oh right. i was trying to turn my stomach off so I would stop throwing up."
BTW waking up to a picture of you taking a shot of what I can only assume was shitty lukewarm liquor out of a blow up dolls butt made my day
If youre wondering about the smell, i set your hamster on fire. But don't worry he's ok
After you threw up you would repeatedly say "napkin" like a siren until somebody got you a fucking napkin.
Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
You were hitting on girls while wearing the banana suit. When they rejected you you yelled "I gotta split anyway."
Tonight we learned that just because we can fit a Tic Tac in the tip of my penis that does not mean we should.
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
Someone made a mask out of a crown royal bag. Can't decide if tacky or awesome.
Do you recall asking me to zip line through your wedding dressed as a bleeding angel?
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