I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
i need to buy one of the child leashes to wear at mardi gras or else im never making it out alive
He ripped off his shirt and tried to give me CPR. That damn bong.
whoever put homecoming and halloween on the same weekend owes me a new liver and a get out of jail free card.
I'm sitting in my 10 am lecture drinking a flask out of a dorritos bag...I think people are starting to notice but I'm already too drunk to care
I'm home alone drinking wine, so high, scrubbing my house down... This is what my thirsty thursday has become
I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
Who's the easier target... Bandages on the knees, tramp stamp, or bra showing? Not in the mood to work for it tonight.
I can now say I know getting hit in the face with a flying tortilla is not fun
After he finished he laid there and told me how much work that just was. I looked at him and told him not to ruin a good thing by opening his mouth.
I fucking hate them. They came over and sat on me and made out. On top of me. Who the fuck does that?
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
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