real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
I fink we're distracting them from bumping the proverbial uglies
This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
i fucked some guy last night. i called him nick jonas by mistake. i'm 24.
i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
You're earring is so big in my mouth
I just sat in the Taco Bell drive-thru waiting for a trash can to take my order. Yes, that high.
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
You called yourself Captain Aspirin and then tried to cure my headache by shoving pills up my nose. Fuck you becoming a nurse, you can't take care of me while you're drunk ever again. Ever.
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
Sorry, I know you're at the airport but a gram of coke is missing so good luck with security!
Do you know why I slept in the yard last night?
You said you watched the lion king stoned and had to do it for simba.
Pride rock will get you every time.
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
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