I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
dude, best porn name ever, "the Hunt for Red Cocktober"
According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
Just got offered to exchange moonshine for manscaping services by a gay guy. I'm gonna have the smoothest back in St. Louis county.
I wish I was a power ranger. Also the universe is immense. Like it never ends. Never.
Mom brought home a 36 pack of Smirnoff and was all "ring any bells?" and then winked. I'm scared. What does she know?
You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
Ps I'm glad our relationship hasn't progressed into having to get married so we legally can't testify against each other
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
Strangers are buying me shots and I got hit on by lesbians. How is it only tuesday
I want falafel more than sex right now. That's really saying something for me...
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
She fucked my eyebrows.. I've never had that done before.
Wait... Plucked, or Fucked?
Fucked, but I understand your need to clarify
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