just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
Just toasted a glass of brandy with my own reflection to my dimples. Why are you not here?
Just crushed a xanax into my chewing gum. Its gonna be a long, fucking up flight...
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
when she asked where we met, i said the liquor store. the next words out of moms mouth? 'oh that's real promising molly'
...Then she just started hitting me with a loaf of bread.
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
im standing in line right now while the 711 manager calls other locations to see if they have the john cena collectors slurpee cup in stock...yep i need to get laid
i woke up and saw you were brushing his hair naked. I can never pass out around you, man.
My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
Elaborate
Strip Mario-Kart
Is this the girl that wrote "Poon Slayer" across my chest?!
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
I didn't think you wanted your identity stolen along with your dignity. My mistake.
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