Your TV has the DVD menu for White Chicks permanently burned into the screen. I can't anymore. That's just a whole different level that I cannot comprehend.
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
Just to save you guys the surprise, somebody shit outside of our door.
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
They let me keep the giant cocktail glass because I threw up in it. And made out with the bartender. Europeans are so generous. I'm getting it engraved
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
Had a crazy moment last night. Had to get up, run to bathroom, pop 3 Xanax, sit on bathroom floor and rock myself in fetal position. Not my best moment.
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
Dude. I've been high for so many hours now that I'm just accepting this as my new reality.
I'm two shots in and wandering around Barnes and Noble with $58 in singles.
They had to take me to the ER because I got a concussion in a parking garage. Not partying with lesbians for a while
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