$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
I woke up to him climbing naked through my bedroom window with a bottle of jd in his hand. Of course I had sex with him.
When I stretch out her lips her vagina looks like a dolphin...this birthmark is awesome
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
I walked in on you rubbing your nose all over his face while straddling him and yelling "I'M SO SORRY!" repeatedly. I'd say you were in pretty good shape at that point in the night.
Advice for you. Never grate cheese on your counter then not cleanup the scraps, then have your bf over and endup having sex on the counter. Theres literally cheese melted in and around my ass.
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
I am one with the molecules
I feel like I have the I just lost my virginity face and everyone at the grocery store knows it.
Hey Girl, we got home safe!
I know, I drove you
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