Don't worry we did the "promise to get an abortion" handshake
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
I vaguely remember you trying to make me a casserole with marshmallows and a can of beer.
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
Well, I had a dudes gf walk in on us the next morning but nothing during...She shook my hand after I got dressed and said "nice to meet you with your clothes on" best moment of my life.
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
Showed up physical therapy hammered. The therapist just says this isnt part of the program.
Crappy Mother's Day to you! Those of us who don't have children fill the void with hot sex, sleeping in, more sex, leisurely suntanning, foreign travel, overseas sex, paying cash for sports cars, watching TV, having sex on the floor in front of TV porn, lounging around the house, or whatever the hell we want.
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
He says I vaguely mumbled happy New year, kissed him, threw up and then went back to sleep.
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
Who the fuck watches Jessica jones and thinks I need to call a past fling?
I was told i took a shot doing a headstand in the backseat then proceeded to barf all over my face
I had no idea you were so talented.
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