i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
I just realized that i have never seen about 30 percent of my friends sober before
You took shots of captn out of a empty percocet bottle, i just saw you fall threw the floor of rock bottom.
He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
Just had sex with your cousin. That's what you get for throwing away a perfectly good microwave. Hopefully you learned from this experience.
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
Carrying your underwear around in your purse on Sunday morning is its own religious experience
This stranger told me I should "start playing for the other team" and then continued to talk to me about the joys of being a lesbian
This body was not built to go to the gym. It was built to chain smoke cigarettes and shoot whiskey
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
If you sleep with another manager before the year is up you'll deserve an accomplishment sticker.
I mean I'd assume the strange looks are on account of the fact that I'd imagine people normally don't stink of booze on an 8:14am flight.
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
What made you think singing Silent Night while I was puking was a good idea?!?!
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
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