So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
I cannot believe we're comparing my vagina to Mary Poppins and a black hole.
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
I apologize in advance for attempting to drunkenly hookup with your sister
I can't believe you just became a stipulation in their divorce papers.
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
Well, for starters, she called the condom a "dick mask."
Oh and apparently Friday night I came home and tried assembling the Christmas tree until my mom just told me to go to bed. Blackout.
Tuesday Boozeday turned into What-the-fuck-were-you-thinking Wednesday real fast.
I can't believe i lost my ID... bringing my birth certificate to the club was a weird experience
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
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