so then you didnt wanna fuck tonight right?
oops, you werent supposed to get that until you left.
seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
By the way, turns out "Danny B" is his penis. Not his cousin. I was right.
she tried to handfeed me fritos while yelling "PENIS TRAIN"
I went over to help her build a porch, but we decided that was too much work, so we just got high and watched Scooby Doo
Getting drunk in an Applebee's pray for me
Lord god protect this child
2016 was supposed to be my year of being a ho, but I guess 2017 might be too.
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
Let's just face it you're going to have an arrangement with your future wife your fuck me on Thursdays
And then he peed in my hair
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