God I'm so bored. I wish I had a baby or something to play with.
And this is exactly why you should NEVER have kids.
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
We just got really drunk and bought toilet paper. Successful Monday.
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
Just asked the bartender if I could use the register to see my grades.
just spent $80 on an im sorry breakfast from mcdonalds for everyone sleeping in my apartment for being a drunkass and locking everyone out of the apartment at 2am.
He was so drunk he was throwing the bowling balls into other lanes on purpose. He still beat my high score thought.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
I will have you again some day my love. And our divorce will be magnificent
You guys wanna start around 10:30 tomorrow?
We can start at 5am for all I care. You ask like I have plans.
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
Pooping with Eye of the Tiger playing. Not a single fuck shall be given.
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
whole 5th of capt = waking up in the shower after 2 hours and the whole house asking why i'm STILL in a towel. and me having nothing to say
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