The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
She just wrapped her tongue around my thumb.....lizard girl may be my next wife.
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
had a convo with my professor before class while peeing... new level of awkward or a breakthrough in our relationship? i feel like there is no longer a professional boundary.
He offered but I said no. I didn't think it'd be cool to accept cupcakes in the mens room of a gentlemans club.
how should i feel about a person who brings a box of eggo waffles on the plane as a carry on?
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
This is the only time in your life where finding a half eaten lime and pair of florescent pink underwear that wasn't yours means that it was a good night
If you wondered to yourself today, "did Sarah break her bathing suit strap and flash a pool full of children," the answer is yes.
We were walking home from Pluckers (read carrying your drunk ass) and out of nowhere you yelled "Say bitch you got a Facebook?" at a random chick walking by.
I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
My favorite bra is missing and I smell like beer and bad decisions. This is definitely a sign that hoe mode is activated.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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