you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
Remeber, hes got nothing better to offer you than drunk words and hairy balls.
so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
He stole her cigarettes and walked 15 miles just so he wouldn't have to wake up next to her. God I love being a lesbian.
You'd be surprised at how many crooked penises are out there
I had to step in when you tried to make it rain baking powder on my sister
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
everyone thought he was too sick to make it, but he showed up. Ten minutes in and he's doing vodka shots with nyquil chasers
trading diseases for a hangover? that's either a really good decision or a really, really bad one. we'll find out if he wakes up tomorrow
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
You're about to makeout with my vagina, I don't think she cares that you haven't brushed your teeth. Just get over here!
Oh fuck, I'm officially a cougar..he's got the same name as my grandson
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