What was that guy's name that you dated that wore the leotard?
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don't like those options.
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
Pretty sure I just noped a member of the Canadian women's hockey team on Tinder.
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
His condition for us having sex was that I wore my show boots. #equestrianproblems
Of course I fucked her, her man stole my bike when we were kids
Come over.
Look lady I can't have sex with you EVERY day. I have things to do.
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
I've run into almost every guy I've ever slept with today. It's like they know just how horny I am.
Randomize
