worst 3rd wheel sitch ever. i'm crammed into a booth with him and chubs mcgee and his hand is between her legs. thank youuu karma.
she was so hung over that i had to hold her hair while she puked in a trash can in the middle of the student center as new freshman and their parents walked by.
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
My summer fucks are coming back to haunt me with a vengeance.
I like to think of them as justice herpes. She cheats on me and gets more than she bargained for.
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
He better not be in your backpack
I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
Captain and coke. And it's not drinking alone cuz i have a dog
I told her my hands felt like they touched the sun, never been that stoned before
Today I learned I and my bar naps were the subject of a bar meeting.
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
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