haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
When I came home you were watching infomercials, eating croutons out of the box and salsa from a funnel. Well done.
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
apparently you can't crawl through the drive-thru window
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
I am getting drunk. And i'm going to paint my face and slide down the stairs like Pochahontas. Goodbye
You were pouring Patron into the window of the squad car trying to get the police dog to drink it
So thats why that cop beat my ass?
Probably
I'm almost positive that you shat in a birdhouse
Grandpa just put 6 jello shots on his plate. My aunt tried to take them away; he flipped her off. Living in the retirement home has hardened him.
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
Burnt food and a broken vibrator. Disappointment after disappointment. Is April a man?
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
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