Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
the cops didn't wanna shut the tailgate down but the strippers weren't allowed to take money without a license or somthing
if that's jizz on my steering wheel i'm gonna be pissed...and impressed.
3 things. 1) we need alcohol 2) we need alcohol 3) we need tortilla chips. Let's make a plan. Bro shakes and salsa.
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
I decided I'm going to give him a celebratory fuck for his accomplishments. Knocked on his door, handed him some condoms and said "I'll be over tonight with sex and booze"
I want to be you.
Nothing says "Good Morning" like Jell-o shots and coffee cakes.
Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
My new successful method of booty calling is sending a screencap of a map with the shortest route from their location to mine highlighted.
Dude the little bong I just got fits nicely in the cup holder in my car. The gods approve of my habits.
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
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