You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
So gin and wine won't be happening again
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
Our whole friendship has just been time foreshadowing my dick in your mouth.
i woke up to banging and pieces of ceiling falling on my face
he screamed PILLOW FIGHT and hit branden in the head with a pillow that had a fifth of vodka in it. then he asked why he wasnt laughing
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
I have 3 texts in my phone that say "Thanks King Tyler". I think I've successfully drank myself into a monarchy.
Was my shirt on fire at any point last night? Because I'm fairly sure my shirt was on fire.
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
I'm good. But Nutella doesn't taste as good as it used to.
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
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