I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
I just claimed my unemployment in Vegas. This seems wrong.
Just because you were able to pour the entire bottle of wine into 2 glasses does not mean you took it easy last night.
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
It summer and it's getting a lot harder to hide sex bruises from my parents.
First world problems?
I've been laying here all day wondering why my back hurt so bad and then I remembered last night.... When you pushed me through that glass table.
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
My booty call made my bed while I was in the shower. I may have to marry him.
I'm sorry I tried to spit drugs down your throat like a baby bird last night.
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
He expects a blow job at the movies but won’t pay for popcorn? Does he know it’s not 2017 anymore
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