My room smells like vodka and shame
If I sit on the seam of my jeans just the right way when the bass hits, this might be my new favorite band.
How was I supposed to know she would get offended when I asked her how long it took to draw on her eyebrows.
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
I'm not really sure what went on in my mouth last night but right now it tastes like what I can only imagine is a mixture of astroglide and peanut butter. You hungry?
We're in the kiddy pool eating marshmellows and drinking wine out of a box. Please dress casual.
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
I'll just bring the big suitcase this trip so I don't have to play wine bottle tetris again.
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
Somehow I went from sitting in a car upside down to waking up in the grass surounded by paramedics. It was a great night.
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
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