i asked him to tell me something nice and he said "your vagina is really tight."
Being a girl sucks.
Being a boyfriend sucks for about a week, too
last time i saw her she was begging the broken jukebox to play lady gaga.
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
Not going outside. I may melt into a puddle of wine
What's sign language for "you may not be the father?" Kinda important right now.
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
I am a 5'4" ball of sexual frustration and vodka. It is that kind of night.
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
Also I just took Ritalin with coffee so if anyone wants to know what numbers sound like, I got you
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
I am coming home with the worst sun burn of my life, two unused condoms, and an unworn slutty dress. Worst. Bachelorette. Party. Ever.
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
Randomize
