Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
I just saw a pair of panties stretched over a fire hydrant on campus... I need to get the fuck out of this town
to which he commented "you must really like me on top". I didn't have the heart to tell him that was the only way the room stopped spinning
By midnight I was dipping doritos in frosting...that's how my simmer break diet is going.
We need to get sombreros so I can give them to strippers.
I'm still drunk. it's summer. I just need a hot dog and an aspirin.
Dude, you were dipping oreos in vodka and asking people to try it, "It's so good!"
Vodka?
Forever.
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
ever had one of those days where you say fuck it and lick the inside of a bag of chips
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
It was a blast. I was going to say that throwing up in the airport bathroom wasn't classy, but it's classier than quietly puking into a fast food cup while in your seat during takeoff...
you tried to drunkinly do the backflip kick off of karate kid and broke the big screen
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