Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
Walk of shame was bad enough, but farting with each step as I walked past his roommates was just not cosmically fair.
I knew my chances of getting laid had increased after she walked into my room and yelled "DICK TIME"
at home by myself drinkin the left over champagne from my party... who says my birthday has to end?
it glows. i had to have it.
For once I'd like to have a Taco Sunday without having some random drunk chick flee my house half naked and in tears.
the fact that he forgave me for making out with the bartender is proof that i can fuck my way out of anything.
i was just offered a 40 day sex challenge. prepare for the best 40 days of your life.
oh. my. god. yes.
There is a mirror in the headboard of the bed that I'm sleeping in so I can immediately question life choices when I wake up.
Because of his penis, I can't even look at a hot dog
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
I'm full of champagne and rage, of course I'm showing up at his house.
Sexiest use of a semi colon this week, congratulations.
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
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