who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
I'm surrounded by too many unhungover people.
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
My gynaecologist hit my g-spot today by accident and for some reason I went "at least someone found it" VERY AWKWARD
My boob is missing a layer of skin
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
I'm pretty sure that's why we have such good sex because we are secretly trying to kill each other
Feels weird riding an elevator with my tongue in my own mouth.
I smell Vodka. It's me. If anyone asks it's totally hand sanitizer.
On a scale of having tea with Ghandi to the apocalypse how bad of an idea is it to drink with a 100 degree fever?
Have you considered murder?
Other than my credit score and this bowl of oatmeal, not really. It's very messy
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