Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
Let's just have a brief moment of silence for my dignity before we start tonight
i just renamed my vag "the sorting hat"
You broke a window with your face. I don't think the landlord will be as impressed as we were.
I wanna get so drunk next week I throw up on a guy's genitals. I want to be that memorable for someone.
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
There is no way I'm taking advice from somone who's idea of a balanced diet consists of vodka and lemon detox juice
He called his prostate his "boner button".
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
You crossed every boundary on the boundary spectrum last night. You're like the illegal immigrant of drunk actions. No more holiday drinking for you.
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
Why in the hell is there a guy dressed up as a horse passed out in our kitchen.
happy birthday!
And it only took a fake engagement ring, a condom and a bowl of weed
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