why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
you sent me 45 texts saying "meow?"
did i?
so I woke up this morning and on their fridge, the first item on the shopping list was my virginity.
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
Please stop bringing your one night stands to Sunday brunch.
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
I gave you a piece of bread to sober you up. You wiped your face off with it and then gave it back to me.
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
I always thought The Big Bang Theory wasa terrible show but that was before it came with blowjobs and pizza.
I found her face down on the kitchen floor asking anybody who walked by for Kraft Dinner
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
how do you politely tell someone their toddler looks alarmingly similar to the berries and cream guy
When she's hammered the amount of alliteration that comes out of her mouth is amazing.
I just woke up in a prom dress on your bathroom floor, yea I'm 32.
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