my roommate and her friend got reaallllly high last night and it looks like they played scrabble. one of their words is "nippal"
We ran out of toilet paper the last week, so we just took showers to pee
i'm too stoned to be pregnant. the kicking is morse code for wanting beef jerky.
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
I dunno if we should get high tonight man. its daylight savings. time travel is just too much for me right now.
Somehow me showing up to/breaking into her house only to find I was a week early for the party became a night of weed cookies and sex.
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
tonights mission is daddy issue patrol - we wear old spice and drink gin martinis and see who reacts.
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
he'll always be the guy that i fucked on the bathroom floor
I just accepted my offer to work as a camp counselor over the phone between shots of Fireball. This is going well for me so far.
I think I almost ran over some kid I went to high school with. Guilt factor: moderate to low.
You will be reminded everyday when you witness my majestic mustache.
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