I just had the ultimate walk of shame. I'm barefoot, in his gym short with vomit in my hair and I walked half a mile through campus. At noon. Thanks for picking up ur phone
All I want for christmas is my sobriety back.
Her vagina smelled like chicken
why do you say that
chicken smells like everything
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
it was like brushing your tongue but with a fucking long toothbrush.
Just had to explain to the nurse WHERE I have poison ivy. Great Day
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
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