That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
How am I supposed to spread my seed with you "modern women" and your birth control?
You just kept yelling "SATAN!" at me every time I walked by
the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
you probably have like 11 voicemails from us, one is us singing my heart will go on while were fucking
Taking Gomer to the ER. He tore something trying to stretch his nutsack enough to put his balls in his own ass. I need new friends.
Fuck that, come home. Let's get drunk and judge people.
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
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