okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
pretty sure mid blowjob I told him I needed to call you and ask you if this was whore-ish. He hid my phone from me.
This unplanned pregnancy thing is really taking all the fun out of football season.
I think "I actually like giving blow jobs better" qualifies her as a keeper
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
He wrote on the paper that he wanted a "Ptitty burreto" from taco bell...when we ordered it the girl paused and entered "Potatoe burrieto"....we laughed
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
Can we just discuss how hundreds of miles away we were both beyond drunk and in some boys bed. That is the definition of friendship.
i've created a new STD.
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
I slept naked last night on stolen pillows. I felt like a golden goddess.
Aww his grandma died? That's sad! No mourning sex!!! That doesn't lead to good things!
Intoxication Level: I'm as graceful and flawless as a fucking dinosaur.
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