Who did Billy Mays play for?
Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
i felt like the dude nobody likes from the mikes hard lemonade commercial
literally followed a trail of condoms to the bus stop this morning. Ahh modern-day bread crumbs
I am waking up at 7am to go to church with him and his family... I better get eaten out tonight.
I woke up with her little sister yelling "she's dead !!" from the bathroom doorway.
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
I think this breakup is Gods way of telling me I deserve a bigger dick
tried doing a cartwheel after 10 beers. Guess who has a dislocated shoulder.
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
Would I be crazy if I drove 1,000 miles for some dick? What mile does it become ridiculous?
EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
I just drunk texted the Italian guy and now I’m flooded with Shane. Uh, shame, not Shane. He sounds nice, though.
I just put together something from IKEA so that’s mandatory oral for a week.
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