so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
Bring more bourbon. Day drunk just hit another level.
You know i think she's just using me for sex
I hate you.
Then you ran outside and said you were gonna give the snowman a blowjob
They wouldn't let me go to sleep at the police station while I was waiting to bail u out. YOU OWE ME
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
I consented to having my finger branded. How was your night?
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
Girl, he can't tell you not to take a bump just because you work tomorrow. You're on a wedding diet, remember?
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
If I take a couple more shots I won't even know he's a Mormon that drives a motorcycle
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
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