I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
What bar did i puke in last night
by bar you must mean bars and by in you must mean on
We are stranded. Come find us. Bring an egg
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
I got propositioned to get involved with an engaged couple. I told them I didn't think my married couple would like me to see other couples...
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
There was one thing about my NYC trip I forgot to tell you: I took a dump in Trump Tower
She turned down sex for beer pong. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or not.
He was walking around and kept offering the neighbors flamingo lawn ornaments shots of vodka.
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