is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
Just got back from doctors appt. He lied. It wasn't a pimple on his dick.
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
Just for future reference: milk is NOT a good mixer no matter how drunk you are.
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
And this is the part where I need you not to judge me. Remember that I have never seen a penis do that and that I have a weird sexual curiosity
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
You take a step back sometimes and are like "when was the last time I was sober?" or "wow I need to stop putting everything in my vagina"
Is this an intervention?
SURVIVAL MODE. WE CAN DO THIS. Celebratory survived-working-christmas-retail sex to follow
I feel my soul being ripped out of my eye sockets
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
Randomize
