Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
When i light up a cigarette people look at of like i'm going to pee on their children.
Who the hell brings a 6pack to a party. I'm trying to make mistakes.
These old people don't even realize they're giving me weed money for shoveling snow.
Two hours into move in day and the ambulance is here already.
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
do not get into a discussion with my roommate when im sitting there naked ever again.
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
Maybe walking up to the cops busting our party with a "Things go better with Coke" t-shirt on and asking for my extra license back that my little brother got busted with wasn't the best idea of the night.
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
Hey do you care to explain why there are 3 empty pickle jars next to me when I woke up or do I even wanna know?
we bonded over knowing every word to freaky gurl by gucci mane so it’s kinda starting to make sense why I gave him head in his cul de sac
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
Randomize
