you can't spend the night you always smell like dirty underwear and my roommates complain
Been drinkin since 3, wearing a tutu, how could things go wrong
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
If you don't come out tonight, who's going to wake us up in the morning because they're fucking in the middle of the room where everyones sleeping?
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
My g-ma saw your dick-pic and wants you to know I've got a keeper. She says her big whopper died in Korea. Good thing g-pa is still asleep.
Tell me about it I woke up on your couch with only my underwear on and a 26 year old wrapped around me. I thought my thirties would be different.
did you just send me my own nude
He's 30 years old and woke me up for a hand job. Last time I go home with someone I met through Tinder.
Are you playing pokemon in the dark and sexting? I can't be mad at that.
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
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