Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
my dad just referred to me and my boobs as 'the three of you'
You layed on my kitchen floor with a pile of m&ms at your crotch, said "your lightbulb don't match, is that one new?"
I made an oral joke and he laughed... That's when I realized I wasn't Daddy's Little Girl anymore.
Oh and I guess I added our cab driver on Facebook. He has "liked" every single one of my beach pictures. Kill me now.
There's a person in my phone named motor boat. I love making new friends.
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
I just got the most majestic image of a potato sack full of dildos getting whipped at your head in slow motion.
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
Know we haven't talked but having an orgy party on the 20th if you're interested. If not, disregard this text.
Who is this?
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
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