i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
Drunk Tina signed up to be part of the crew team and got a text from the captain telling her there's practice tomorrow. Wtf
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
You okay?
I walked into work with a banana and a loaf of bread
WHY DID I INFORM THE ENTIRE BATHROOM I DONT HAVE AN STD?!?!?!!
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
Hey texans ride hard. He should have known what he was in for when I asked to sit on his face. The broken nose was a BADGE he just earned.
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
My horoscope should say: you're an alcoholic, get help today, Pisces
QUIT STEALING MY PHONE AND SEXTING MY MOM!!!!
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