so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
he fucked my hip out of place.
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
I feel like I should lick our pitcher just so everyone knows its ours
I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
we were at work and Infront of the whole bar you yelled. "JAKE I WANNA GET FUCKED TONIGHT!" Us day drinking > everyone else
that's the best thing i've ever said to a penis
I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
Her tramp stamp said call me maybe. You should have run for the nearest decontamination shower immediately.
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
I texted him "my vagina is pounding for you"
I know, you made me proof read it.
The last time I saw you you got angry and yelled "WHISKEY DOESNT COUNT" ... I think that's at least a 7 on the hotmess scale.
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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