mmm... i enjoy making beautiful women smile
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
if i see another status about New Moon, i'm gonna punch a baby
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
It was a deal breaker when she told me not to wear a condom and god would decide if we were meant to be together.
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
Just try not to burn your pubes off with sparklers this year.
No promises
you said you couldn't hang because you had to masturbate and feed your lizard
Come share oat with me in your robe
THANKS BE TO BLACK BABY JESUS IN HIS LITTLE GOLDEN DIAPER FOR BLESSING ME WITH NOT PREGNANT
I am going home. I have pee on my pants. Rachel is driving and I and drunk. It is not Rachels pee. It is my pee.
I bought a machete, tennis balls, and matches. How is this NOT going to be a great night?
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