You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
Its a long story, but I have superglue on my tongue
Fact: The drinking you do in college doesn't affect your liver in real life.
Apparently faking a threesome isn't as much fun as you'd think
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
If im still in the bathroom puking when the sirens go off please distract the cops.
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
I've already agreed to hook up with 3 people tonight, and its not even 2:00 yet... I think this is what the path to success looks like.
How could you not respond to a text containing the words "goat man" ?!?
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
You yelled "I gave my neighbor some of my bitch sauce" and then passed out. You now have drinking limits with us.
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
I will be DAMNED if anyone but me breastfeeds my cat.
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