He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
Currently standing on top of my parents leather couch with no pants on playing helicoptor with my penis. You?
i think i had a heart attack, prayed, and jizzed my pants.all at once.
Uhg.. This isn't fair. I just want to have sex with you until i lose consciousness, wake up and start over... is that so much to ask?
Currently shopping online for cardboard cutouts of various horror characters. That should teach me roommates to stop taking acid on Tuesdays.
So is there some kind of punch card you and I get to use every time we fuck a chick with a cast?
You talked about giving to sperm banks on a first date. What did you expect?
Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
I sewed up my pants, stole his girlfriends white shirt, and went to work hungover like a responsible adult.
I was woken up at 6 am by a second grader trying to give me a sweatshirt for a pillow
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
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