i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
i went to toss her salad and she had a toilet paper clinger on one of the hairs
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
As payment for all the times you have babysat me while im drunk, im giving you the shorts i stole from the guy i stayed with on friday night. They're clean. Come get em.
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
He keeps texting me videos of fish swimming in his fish tank, so I think it's safe to say he's back on weed.
I yield to the immortal wisdom of one ludacris, who famously wrote, "can't turn a hoe in to a housewife." Indeed, ludacris, indeed.
You're too young to have this sort of Grizzled Old Drunk In Roadside Bar wisdom.
Dude at the bar last night came into the bathroom, drop kicked the stall open and start saying lines from happy Gilmore as he was shitting, "go in your home! Are you too good for your home?!"
It's situations like these that make me climb out of windows
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
Also, let me tell you how embarrassing it is to match with someone who seemingly has their shit together at 4:45AM on a Thursday.
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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