Grow some girl-balls and come out already
oh, and bring over your fire extinguisher. we're gonna get the mailman again
I am so horny I keep driving over the rumble strips... best half hour ever.
My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
Just got a blowjob on the pier where my great-grandfather entered America.
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
No, absolutely not. If you see that cunt, throw confetti or eggs at her.
That's a pretty extreme jump from confetti to eggs
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
do you remember yelling out "insecurity makes my pussy dry!" unnecessarily loud at the bar?
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
FYI telling a guy that you're glad his dick isn't big after giving him a bj, is NOT a compliment.
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
So I wake up to my ex girlfriends underwear hanging from the ceiling fan and the only thing i can think of is "what time is the game"
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