i spent 15 mins trying to take money out of ATM with my drivers license saying, "what the fuckkkk" everytime it didnt work
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
Had a drunk dream about being in a six story taco bell. Oh my god the menu was incredibleeee
know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
I forgot to tell you thank you for putting me out when I was on fire. im sure I'll laught about this someday...
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
Bunch of Navy warships just sailed into New York Harbor for Fleet Week. Nobodys getting laid this weekend.
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
Trying to convince myself that everyone keeps staring at me because I'm pretty and not because of my hickies.
You rode your bike four miles to my house. Yelled "I'm so high!" Then crashed into his car. It's a problem.
I was so gone I thought the cops banging on my door were kids from the party trying to get into my room... needless to say, I started moaning louder so they would take the hint.
Driving home this morning in my minion costume makes me rethink the 0 tint on my windows.
I was not drunk. There was Star Wars, sex, and baby oil.
We kicked down a door together last night, pretty sure that qualifies us as best friends.
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
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