Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
I will make out with the first guy who tries to pick me up with a lyric from a rap song. I won't even reply, just be on him like whoa.
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
What kind of friend are you? You don't even blackout anymore.
btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
Dude in front of me just jumped out of line at Starbucks to go puke. Vegas in prime form.
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
If my mom walks in on me masturbating one more time I'm moving out
You'd think the first few times would have been enough
We have started to decorate penises.
It was like I was playing the clarinet on his penis. And I just kept saying I'm sorry.
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
How are you supposed to wish the guy you send nudes to good luck for the first day of his new job??
I just apologized to a wet floor sign i walked into.
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