We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
She got all mad because she said it was "unprofessional" to tell my manager to go fist herself.
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
She soaked the fruit in vodka for ten minutes and then mixed it with normal fruit and sherbert icecream. It was called "lottery fruit".
did i get hit in the head with a hammer? someone just asked me...
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
He said he looked out his window and I was sitting in the grass with blood everywhere talking to a dog.
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
"What's your dick like homie" is not really an acceptable thing to say out loud
Alcohol won't break your heart. I mean, unless it's all gone maybe
Imagine how different my life would be if I could find a man who gave me more pleasure than pizza at 2am when I'm drunk.
Noo not in a booty call way, in a 'How are your abs and penis doing today?' sort of way.
If I'm not there when the plane leaves, I didn't make it through security. See you at home! Vegas bitches!!!
THERE IS JIZZ ON MY CEILING. HOW THE FUCK IS THERE JIZZ ON MY CEILING
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