You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
she was so not down for the gang bang
I just heard a woman call her child a butt face. Repeatedly. He's crying now. I love walmart.
we're making bets on your personal life
I just fell down the stairs in the library and further deviated my septum. That's why I don't study.
After last night, I've decided I will now bang only men who professionally ride things for a living. I will accept jockeys, cowboys, bullriders, and pro bicyclists who lie and say they're bullriders.
At one point, the guy you were fucking high-fived with the guy I was fucking. We should hang out with them again?
If that's all it takes to cure your hangovers then you need to drink more.
Literally had to stick my hands in my pants and hold my butt cheeks together while driving
I just put on my phone calendar to remind me of my final child support payment in 2029
If I learned anything from that one time I saw the last 10 minutes of oprah when they talked about the secret, it is that you project what you receive back. I also have wine.
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
I peed in front of kids, unfortunately
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