if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
He came in looking for condoms, iced coffee, and a gas tank. I need to be where he's going.
i must of done something right to please the booty call gods. . . maybe fucking that fat chick?
The pet store wouldn't sell us fish because they said they could tell we were drunk.
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
Is it acceptable I'm laying in bed drinking airplane bottles?
In our world? Yes, but I'm disappointed yoiu are wasting airplane bottles. Save them for sneaky occasions
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
Well shit, I would've slept with him if I knew he was gonna be in the draft.
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
Just a reminder- you dropped broccoli in my car and then felt bad for it and named him Henry
I know. I miss henry.
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