No, we ended up finding him drunk at a bus stop downtown sitting on the bench asking people for chocolates and amazing stories to "rid his mind of his whore of a girlfriend"
i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
Their wedding is on my 21st birthday. I fail to see a way that this could end poorly.
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
Why is it only times like these when I'm scrubbing the cum stains off my futon before my family gets here that I seriously begin to question my life choices?
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
Did you seduce any young men into coming home to your love nest of poutine and jäger bombs?
There was this blissful moment of peace and quiet... then you ran past our window with a lit firecracker in hand going, "SHIT. SHIT. SHIT!"
I had no idea he had such passive aggressive animalistic tendencies. This is the human equivalent of peeing on someone.
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
I asked him to sing a song so he couldn't hear me throwing up as he was holding my hair
I almost accidentally threw him out a window during sex last night.
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