so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
Fell off bed. Face first. 10 stitches. huge scar on forehead. totally going to start telling ppl my parents died fighting Voldemort.
She woke up with blood running down her face and asked the EMS guy where the keg was
Just bought all my wine for the weekend with a check at 11am. I'm almost judging myself.
TO ALL WHO WERE IN MY HOUSE LAST NIGHT: WHOEVER STOLE MY BONG AND PUT IT ON THE ROOF WILL BE PAYING MY HOSPITAL BILL FROM LAST NIGHT.. AND BUYING ME A NEW, SWEETER BONG.
You can't just call animal control when you're drunk because there is a bug in the shower.
I made $80 at the club last night by telling him he was like a wild pony and I just wanted to tame him
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
He staggered in with his pants around his ankles and yelled that he lost his pants
His parents then knew me as the blackout who took care of him and stole his watch
Please god tell me you aren't pregaming your date alone.
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
His mom knocked on the door during morning sex because we were being too loud...now i have to meet her for the first time
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