I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
Just told the nurse I wouldn't get on the scale. Told her to write FAT.
I walked in on you rubbing your nose all over his face while straddling him and yelling "I'M SO SORRY!" repeatedly. I'd say you were in pretty good shape at that point in the night.
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
she just stared at nothing and then looked at me and goes, "that's a weird place to put the wall"
The only math I use in every day life is figuring out how much I can spend on alcohol and still have money to pay my bills. High school lied to us.
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
He made me chicken tenders and margaritas in preparation for me to take a pregnancy test at his place later tonight. Like...seriously.
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
My new superpower is making fuckboys disappear!
Bending dicks and egos since 2002
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
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