Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
Come see our sink grown plant.
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
you started petting my head and said "there there, majestical unicorn. it won't be long before we get you back to neverland."
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
Would I be crazy if I drove 1,000 miles for some dick? What mile does it become ridiculous?
Bro I needs to be rescued in 30 mins...prfeebly someone died in a car accident needs to be the excuse
My mom just came upstairs handed me an Adderall and asked if I could help her wash the ceilings
wait i saw you last night?
we found you ass naked on the couch covered in pillows.
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
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