I don't think brook has ever known best
he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.
Just so you know.. I just graduated college with your name still written on my chest
If that doesn't scream bromance I dont know what does
you told grandpa to call you daddy
He's sobering up. It was really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together.
dont be like that, i wasnt picking him over you. I was picking multiple orgasms over zoolander.
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
It's never too late to be topless.
best friends dont let best friends get an STD of the eyeball just saying
Anything that comes outta your cooch is bound to be breathtaking
That could use a little rephrasing
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
We don't have any ice, so I'm using the frozen cognac to reduce the swelling on Abby's toe.
So apparently I initiate sex in my sleep
Do you want to talk about dinosaurs?
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