Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
that sweater is a total boner killer. you might as well be wearing a wedding dress.
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
Vaguely remember? You pushed George and two other fellas out the way to hug me, screamed gandalf before chugging your beer and smashing the bottle on the floor. I lolled.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
I'm standing at the bottom of the driveway w a sign that says plow me
I mean it's like...I'm sorry I slept with your boyfriend but is it my fault that he failed to mention you when I was giving him head in the Dave and Busters bathroom?
There is so much wrong with that sentence
Yeah there really shouldn't be a bar at D&B's...shit gets real
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
My apologies. I'll try not to let my dick interfere with official work duties in the future.
Is using La Croix as a mixer for vodka a legit way to reach my daily water consumption?
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
Yah. Then he started clapping my boobs together in his hands and started shouting "the seas are angry!"
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
omg last night while walking home from your house I stole a seatless bike and carried it into my next door neighbors kitchen.. we just looked It up online it's an antique and worth $500 dollars
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